the nudist

Once upon a time, in a bath not unlike the one in your very own bathroom, a little boy played. This little boy was energetic with an imagination that ran wild with possibilities. This little boy knew of love, and kindness but never had a fear in the world. He knew nothing of the words emBAREassing. Not until the day his fiance put a picture of his naked baby butt up on the internet! OHHH wook at my babie's wittle bum bum!

May the Bride be with you

So even tho it's a long way off Erica said for an anniversary we can do a star wars wedding to renew our vows. At first we thought that we could have Andy as Leia since his hair is getting long enough to do the whole bun thing. But then by the time the anniversary comes around he's going to be more like Chewy. While it would make sense that I would be Han and Erica would be Leia, I thought that it would be cool to be Boba Fett, but we haven't worked out who Erica would be. Darth Vader, I could be maybe but then Erica as Leia would be out for sure-because marrying my daughter would be wrong, so I guess she'd have to be Padme, but then i don't want her to be dying so that's out.

Maybe we'll just stick to getting married the regular way, I'm just not strong enough in the force to figure this out.